riding saw

i had to get to sunday school
but didn't have a car
my bicycle was broken and
my shoes won't go so far
i had to go to sunday school
for sunday was today
so i rode the saw to sunday school
and got there in that way

i rode the saw to sunday school
of comfort there was little
and when i hit a bump it nearly
sliced me down the middle
i rode the saw to sunday school
to hear the sunday speech
to cut my travel time i took
the shortcut by the beach

responsibility to roads
was that day's daily moral
i debated it inside my head
my own internal quarrel
i got to test it out for i
was stopped by the polices
they arrested me because my saw
had cut the road to pieces