sweet potato

the sweet potatoes are on the march
they're out for sweet revenge
they come from Boise and Boston, too
and some from old Stonehenge

the sweet potatoes are on the march
and they're not all that sweet
they'll kill a bag of marshmallows
don't think that they'll retreat

the sweet potatoes are on the march
and boy what a surprise
they look for kneecaps and skulls to break
they look with all their eyes

the sweet potatoes are on the march
and this time it's no game
who knows what mayhem will come of this
who knows who they may maim

the sweet potatoes are on the march
until it gets hot as damn
they cook and are eaten by starving kids
and yams aren't what they yam