big head ted

big head ted
had the biggest of all head
you would wonder what his voice was like
until he opened it and said,

"i'm big head ted"
if you sw him, then you fled
his shoulders were a little sunk
as if he carried lead

big head ted
no lady could he wed
the thought of having sex with him
filled everyone with dread

big head ted
some day he will be dead
but for now he suffers daily
from that big ache in his head

big head ted
of his big head you have read
if you had a head as big as his
you'd stay all day in bed