eating is so dangerous

eating is so dangerous
it sometimes takes a knife
if you don't watch out where you stab
you just might take a life

eating has uncertain risks
especially with a fork
watch out you don't jab both your eyes
when impaling lamb or pork

eating can be violent
your teeth could go berserk
be careful how you chomp or grind
at home, at play, at work

and when you swallow what you stab
the acid in your gut
could spill and eat away a face
is that dangerous or what