moustache

marla had a moustache
she kept it on a chain
observers said this moustache
could be profiled as insane

tho marla can be mellow
the moustache wasn't so
it had a tendency to brag
and get into a row

it had a few too many
last night, you might have heard
and got a little bit too fresh
with a massive mangy beard

you thought you heard the last of
marla's rash moustache
but its fighting spirit migrated to
her left and right eyelash