byron has

byron has a tootsie roll
susan has a ladder
myron has a socket wrench
and jill goes pitter patter

conrad has a pair of skates
but likely he will lose them
margaret has some 2 X 4's
and knows just how to use them

billy has an ounce of cheese
connie has some nails
leslie has some celery
and franklin has some pails

barney has some newspaper
and lois, management skills
joseph thinks the plans won't work
and judy pays the bills

monday is the building day
on tuesday they all ate
from that side it looks crooked
but from this side it looks straight