ray teeth

ray had more than his share of teeth
5,000 in all, both out and in
he had the usual number inside his mouth
and the rest were sticking out of his skin
and the rest were sticking out of his skin

ray was covered with teeth from top to toe
incisors and molars and more
just thinking about toothache and looking at him
made your whole mouth feel sore
made your whole mouth feel sore

to keep off tooth decay, he had to brush
his whole body of teeth, morning and night
if you ever saw naked ray brush his body of teeth
you would not forget the sight
you would not forget the sight

disaster struck at the gum factory
a massive stick came off the assembly line
nobody in the world could stick that stick in their mouth
but ray chewed it with his body fine
he chewed that gum so elephantine
with his thousands of molars and canine