barney's beans

barney had some magic beans
he'd take them everywhere
when things got a little risky
he would wave them in the air

he never took them from the bag
until the other day
an evil man held out a gun
and asked for his monay

barney reached into his pocket
the robber told him, pull no tricks
barney pulled out coins and cash
but beans were in the mix

the thief said, drop it on the ground
barney did as he was told
the magic beans grew into magic vines
caught the thief in a chokehold

the story of the magic beans
keeps barney free from harrass
and another thing about his beans:
if you cook them right, no gas