stump coffee

jim cut his legs off, one by one
was not a pretty sight
but he drank his coffee from his stumps
and it finally tasted right

jim never liked that coffee taste
but liked the coffee buzz
until an industrial accident
made his two legs a was

i think he was too sleepy
so he didn't see the saw
and first his left, and then his right
and then he said, ooh ah

but darn it if he didn't take
a sip that very night
when he drank his coffee from his stumps
it finally tasted right