rachel's secret

rachel had a secret
that she kept under her hat
it was nearly big as she was
and it wasn't very flat

it had as many arms and legs
as many pants and coats
and, another thing in common,
it especially liked oats

rachel's secret had a mouth and nose
some hips, some breasts, some eyes
but she'd hide it so you couldn't see
she really liked surprise

her secret had a face like hers
a tattoo on its knee
well, i guess that you have guessed it
rachel's secret, it was she