big gus

he listens with his mouth hole
and he talks out of his ear
you'd think that he could hear your side
but that's not the case, i fear

he plays piano with his two feet
and walks with his two hands
you'd think that he would like to
but he doesn't understand

he smells with his full head of hair
and combs his nose in curls
you'd think that makes him sensitive
but "sensitive" is for girls

he thinks with his whole belly
and he digests in his brain
you'd think his fat would make him smart
but he is quite insane