icicle eye stewart

stewart has his practices
and some will give surprise
he likes to stand up sideways
and lick icicles with his eyes

it feels so good, he likes to say
it kind of cools him down
an icicle on his pupil
will smile that pesky frown

but once, while he was sideways
he flexed the other joint
he held the icicle by its base
and not, as usual, from its point

the icicle was very sharp
as sharp as ice can be
stewart's eyelick went wrong that day
and now he cannot see

so let this be a moral
a lesson for your sight
if you like to eyelick icicles
just always do it right