lex and his ways

les hung out with homeless people
just to pick up girls
the smell was pretty hard to take
but that's how you find pearls

lex served tea to criminals
to hear about their kind
a side effect: at every tea
his guests would rob him blind

lex got involved in politics:
to help his candidate
he shot the opposition guy
at the last debate

so lex is now in prison
where he'll find no homeless lass
and he gets his tales of criminals
injected in his ass