jason

jason wouldn't rob you blind
and didn't get in fights
he liked to zoom into the sky
and explode into a thousand lights

he didn't do this to show off
or to augment the sun
he ignited in the sky because
it was his type of fun

one year on the fourth of july
the pyro budget was low
jason rose to save the day
and became the whole fireworks show

exploding in the sky was not
the healthiest thing to do
jason went to the old folks home
at the age of thirty-two

and there he sits in a rocking chair
unable to explode
tho sometimes he will fart some sparks
or so i have been told