mouse dressing

we have a problem in our house
i don't know how it arose
but mice are living in our walls
and they are wearing all our clothes

i noticed wardrobe changes
and a peculiar scratching sound
now the impacts on our closets
are really quite profound

these mice have taste for labels
like small barons and baronnesses
one lady mouse got me aroused
in my wife's most expensive dresses

it is getting so confusing
with the neighbor i discussed that
i am gong to be borrowing
his hungry cross-dressing tom cat