if i had a

if i had music in my feet
some small boulders i would greet
if i had pricetags in my nose
and several secrets to suppose
if i had bruises in my hair
and magic laundry i could air
if i had ears made out of corn
if that was just how i was born
if i had mustache on my tongue
and that was how i stay so young
if i had fountains in my legs
you get them how? by breaking eggs